miSS MISSING YOU

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bitch-please-i-am-lucifer:

waveformtheta:

bitch-please-i-am-lucifer:

kvotheunkvothe:

bluebananabowtie:

weirdotwins:

sophael:

waveformtheta:

haberdashing:

waveformtheta:

GUYS. THIS PLANET IS MADE LITERALLY OF DIAMONDS

ITS A FUCKING GIANT ASS DIAMOND

HUMANITIES SOLE PURPOSE IS OBVIOUSLY TO HAUL THAT SUCKER BACK HERE

I want to get an engagement ring without the diamond in it, and propose with it, and when she gets confused, I just show her this through the telescope and be like “I couldn’t find a diamond that deserved you in our solar system, how about that honker?”

Side note: It is named Cancri

Space is cool as fuck

DO NOT GO TO THE DIAMOND PLANET

I wanna fuck the diamond planet

That’s how he does it. That’s how he does it. He makes you fight. He makes you fight. Creeps into your head. Creeps into your head. And whispers. And whispers. Listen. Listen. Just listen. Just listen. That’s him. That’s him. Inside. Inside.

whats goin on in this post anymore?

NO ONE GO NEAR THE PLANET NO ONE KNOCK NO ONE MOVE

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LISTEN: DO NOT EVEN TOUCH THIS GODDAMMT PLANET!! STAY THE FUCK AWAY!

I dunno how many times I’m gonna have to tell you people. I’m gonna fuck the diamond planet

the thing on this fucking planet is going to fuck you

(via a-bohemian-storm-is-brewing)

lincecumesque:

The most hardcore handshake of all time. 

lincecumesque:

The most hardcore handshake of all time. 

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can-i-please-just-fade-away:

samandriel:

[x] “One does not simply dancey dance into Mordor”

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this is the 3rd time i’ve reblogged this and I am still laughing hystarically

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nikkitaylorhinds:

Oh god do I need this…

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roachpatrol:

cuteness-daily:

mintmayhem:

 THE ONE IN THE WHITE TOWEL THOUGH

Purritos

PURRITOS

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crydaisy:

hey lil pompom eat ur greens

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lightningdave:

Please let Gabriel be in the musical episode.

PLEASE LET GABRIEL BE IN THE MUSICAL EPISODE

Please let Gabriel be in the musical episode

pLEASE LET GABRIEL BE IN THE MUSICAL EPISODE

PLéáse let GABrIEL BE iN the MúSiCaL ePISóde

GABE

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queerdontfear:

I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.

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